01/02/2012

There Can Be Only One!


I am your Overlord and to dwell in my realm you must adhere to these three rules!

#1 There will be no hunting or poaching of any kind. All creatures, great and small are to be respected and cared for by everyone. Any deliberate attempt at causing harm to our wildlife will not be tolerated. You will be punished under the "eye for an eye" agreement. No exceptions.

#2 Time can be manipulated. But only for just causes or simply for handiness sakes. Students with deadlines can freeze time so that they can get their coursework done stress free and without needing to pull all-nighters. Those who have missed buses, trains or flights can rewind time in order to make them. No one shall ever be late for work or class, so much so that the word "punctual" will become a redundant adjective. No longer will "time fly" whilst having fun, it will last for as long as you see fit!

#3 Everyone will be sophisicated. There shall be no reality televison, chavs, falling out of nightclubs, one night stands, rowdy behaviour or jerks. Instead, everyone will enjoy dinner parties, masquerade balls, leisurely walks, reading, writing, horseback riding and learning a musical instrument or foreign language of their choice. The men will be gentlemen and the women will be ladies. Also, celebrities such as footballers and glamour models will not be put on pedestals. Instead it will the artists and authors of this world that will be respected and become role models for children.

If you do not like these rules of my kingdom then you can get out!

Thank you to Jewels for bestowing upon me, this award. I now bestow it upon:


You guys are my fellow Overlords!

36 comments:

  1. Thankyou for the award :D Wee!

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  2. I've never seen this award before but it's a pretty cool one lol xx

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    1. I've seen it a few times and so glad I finally got it lol! Tis pretty cool :)

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  3. As much as I want to live in a sophisticated world I cannot live in a world without bacon.

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    1. I think killing animals for food is okay as long as it's done humanely. The first rule was mainly about poaching and hunting animals for sport. Trust you to find something to whine about lol!

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  4. I totally agree with those rules. And I especially love horseback riding.

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  5. Woo I'm an Overlord! :-D lol

    Do I get to have little yellow minions like the ones on Despicable Me?

    Great rules too - especially the masquerade balls!

    Em
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    http://emberdrake.blogspot.com

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    1. Haha indeed you are and yes you do if you want them!

      Masquerade balls are awesome!

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  6. congrats on becoming overlord

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  7. #3 is brilliant... where do I vote for you to be the overlord for real?

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    1. Haha if only there was a real vote to allow this to happen!

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  8. I like #1 reality tv just makes your brain melt! I cant stand even seeing those shows just flipping through channels! Why would anyone ever want to watch people yell at each other about their problems!

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    1. I have no idea! For some its like a guilty pleasure but I think it would do everyone a huge favour if they were removed from our tv schedules forever lol!

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  9. I love ALL of these! When I read the second one, I kept thinking of Doctor Who. lol Ooh, maybe you're a time lord, too! :) I think #3 needs to be implemented immediately--the world needs it big time.

    Thank you so much for passing it on to me! I cannot wait to write this one up! :)

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    1. Haha maybe I am! Doctor Hazel lol!

      And no worries, can't wait to see what you come up with!

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  10. These are all quite nice. I approve of these. Especially the last one. MASQUERADE!

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    1. Lol I'm glad you approve! MASQUERADE'S ARE AWESOME!

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  11. You had me up until the "no one night stands"! haha. Kidding...kinda. Anyway...well done, Hazel. Just the kind of answers I was looking for since mine was so silly. Loved it. Great job...we bow to you not only because we have to but because we want to.

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    1. Lol I'm glad you like most of them at least! Though I think you'll like a world with no one night stands more than you think. At least that way people won't have meaningless sex anymore

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  12. Love the rules! And CONGRATS! :D Yay you!

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  13. I love all of them! Haha, I certainly would love #2. And #3 would be the best thing in the world. It would seriously be the ideal world. Everyone being sophisticated and watching good movies and learning new languages and being artists. Ahhhh, lovely. And #1 must be enforced immediately. Reading about the Spanish bull fights and the rooster fighting in the Caribbean just kills me.

    Haha, I'm rambling. Sorry :P

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    1. Aww I'm glad you like them all! I too hate bull fights and rooster fighting/dog fighting etc so I would love for that one to be implemented immediately too!

      I want my ideal world so much lol!

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  14. Oh! #2 is like, the ideal superpower.

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    1. Haha yeah, it would be an awesome superpower!

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  15. Also, I tagged you on my blog! Its on the day 33 post :)

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    1. Aww awesome! I'll check it out now :)

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  16. We bow before the mighty overlord! All Hail Hazel!

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  17. #3 is my favorite! OMG, how I wish this was a reality. Things have gotten so out of control and media mad. Good choices!

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    1. Aww I agree Barb! I wish it was reality too :)

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